Just as with anything else, the garden variety Medneck has "pimped their ride", just to let folks know...whether they are known as "Billy Bluelight", "Larry Lightbar", "Donnie Dash Laser", or even "Willy Wig Wag", the Medneck vehicle is virtually unmistakable.

 You might be a Medneck if...

*You carry an AED in your personal vehicle.

*Your vehicle has so many antennae on it that looks like a porcupine going down the road.

*You've ever had to install an additional battery or alternator to support the electrical needs of the vast array of lights and sirens.

*You have any type of EMS related vanity plate.

*No one is able to ride in the passenger seat of your vehicle, due to the location of radios mounted in the vehicle.

*Your personal vehicle has any type of reflective emblem on it.

*You refer to your rusted out, '84 Pinto as the "chase car".

*You have to slow down for corners or curves, because your lightbar makes your vehicle top heavy.

Pictures of these types of vehicles are included in this section of Medneck Central, if you have pictures of your "Medneck Ride", please contact us.